வெள்ளி, 16 ஆகஸ்ட், 2013

BIRTH RIGHTS (SUPERSTITIONS ??) OF INDIAN DRIVERS.


1.     If you remove your hand from the horn, it would fall off or the vehicle would stop.
2.     With your HONKING, the vehicles ahead of you would disappear!!
3.     When no. 4 (countdown) appears in the red signal, it means 0. The vehicles MUST move at the appearance of digit 4 !!
4.     One who does not move the vehicle at the stroke of 4, is unfit to drive OR live on this earth.
5.     To Protect the Petrol tank of a 2 wheeler, the helmet must be placed on the tank-cover, shielding it.
6.     By using helmet, one will lose the hair. Hair is more important than life.
7.     Strapping the seatbelt in a car OR the helmet in 2 wheeler is unmanly and a sign of cowardice.
8.     The person behind is much smarter. He knows which way I will turn, without my signaling.
9.     A rear view mirror in a 2 wheeler is unattractive and spoils the look of the bike.
10.                        It does not matter and heaven is not going to fall if you take a U turn, where it is not permitted.
11.                        From 10 PM until 8 AM Traffic rules / regulation are inapplicable.
12.                        None including the Traffic Police should question the waiting on a FREE LEFT, blocking the traffic.
13.                        There is no need to wait behind the vehicle at the RED signal. Find the passage to go as much ahead as possible.
14.                         There is no need to reduce the speed at SPEED BREAKERS for 4 wheelers and the 2 wheelers can pass / find the way in the small gap between the SPEED BREAKER and the road.
15.                        It is one’s birth-right to park in any fashion in the parking lot as one wishes, inconveniencing the others in taking out their vehicles.
16.                         The facility of DIPPING the head light in a 4 wheeler is superfluous,  a design fault and only adds to the cost of the vehicle. It is an unnecessary facility / gadget.

17.                         Government / Private Buses are designed to stop only in the middle of the road. These cannot be stopped, nor designed to stop at the edge of the road.

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